Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Horror

I recently caught someone looking up something inappropriate in a search engine on a computer at a location I will not disclose. I won't go into any more detail than that, because for the most part in order to get on with every day life I have had to put the memory of it out of my mind as best I can. But I think this is another example of how search engines are a window to the soul of humanity. I love it how people ask search engines direct questions, as if google is a connection to some higher being. Most of what this reveals about people is horrifying.
SO, it came to my attention that some of my friends were not aware of the AOL logs that were accidentally made public a few years ago. If you're prepared to lose all faith in humanity, read on for Something Awful's Parts 1, 2 and 3 of the worst of 3 months of internet searching. Definitely the most frightening and hilarious stuff I have ever seen in my life.